you’re not a freak. yeah, I am. you know what? you’re right. you are a freak. do you wanna be normal? do you wanna be just like everyone else? being a freak is the best. i’m a freak. is that why you don’t have any friends? I have friends, will. then why are you always hanging out with me? because, you’re my best friend, all right? and I would rather be friends with zombie boy than with a boring nobody. okay look… who would you rather be friends with? bowie or kenny rogers? ugh. exactly. it’s no contest. the thing is, nobody normal ever accomplished anything meaningful in this world.