Author: Incorrect stranger things quotes

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El: Are you okay?
Mike: Yeah, it was just these onions.
El, to onions: What the fuck did you do to Mike?

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Max: Lucas, did you tell anybody that we’re dating?
Lucas: Yes, Max, I have no self-control and I told the pretzel vendor that we’re dating
Max: Okay, no need to be sarcastic, babe
Lucas: No, seriously, I have no self-control and I told the pretzel vendor that we’re dating

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Carol: Well it looks like Halloween’s going great!
Steve: So great! We’re having the best time, aren’t we Nancy?
Nancy: I wish I was dead.

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Dustin: That’s for if things get really bad. Or if we need to blow up Hawkins.
Hopper: No one’s blowing up Hawkins.
Dustin: You just want to suck the joy out of everything.

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Max: Can I bother you for a second?
Mike: You always bother me, but I guess.

Conversation

El: you remind me of ice cream
Mike: why’s that?
El: because i love ice cream
Mike: *tearing up* that’s dumb

One time I saw Dart shed his skin and my eyes …

One time I saw Dart shed his skin and my eyes went to hell

I don’t ask people out, I just tell them where…

I don’t ask people out, I just tell them where we’re going