Category: dustin henderson

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Dustin: You want anything?
Mike: You know what I want? I want a lot of things. I want to be with the girl I love at the snowball! And I want her to love me back! And I want just one moment of relief from the gut-wrenching pain of knowing that that’s never going to happen.
Dustin: I have bagels.
Mike: Okay.

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Sure, okay, some girls, yeah, they want you to be aggressive. You know, strong, hot and heavy, like a – I don’t know, like a lion. But others, you gotta be slow, you gotta be stealthy, like a like a ninja.

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I’m Dustin, I make jokes when I’m …

I’m Dustin, I make jokes when I’m uncomfortable

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Sure, okay, some girls, yeah, they want you to…

Sure, okay, some girls, yeah, they want you to be aggressive. You know, strong, hot and heavy, like a – I don’t know, like a lion. But others, you gotta be slow, you gotta be stealthy, like a like a ninja.

Conversation

Dustin: How are you?
Mike: I’m dying. Death is inescapable.