Max: Lucas, did you tell anybody that we’re dating?
Lucas: Yes, Max, I have no self-control and I told the pretzel vendor that we’re dating
Max: Okay, no need to be sarcastic, babe
Lucas: No, seriously, I have no self-control and I told the pretzel vendor that we’re dating
Dustin: I learned some very valuable lessons from this.
Lucas: I’m guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lessons you actually should’ve taken away.
Dustin: Death isn’t real, and I’m basically God.
Max: You gotta win me a teddy bear.
Lucas: I’m gonna win you a million teddy bears.
Max: Well, I want a billion teddy bears.
Lucas: Well that’s a little unrealistic.
Dustin: Whoa, Mike you’re being a little…
Lucas: Obstreperous? Recalcitrant? Truculent?
Dustin: I was gonna say “cray-cray.”