nancy + guns
I… I just left for a minute. For a corndog. A stupid corndog.
MAYOR KLINE PRESENTS: FUN FAIR
Just so you nerds are aware, I’m supposed to be spending the night at Tina’s, and Tina always covers for me.
Ever since Dustin got home, he’s been saying, “You know, you gotta find your Suzie. You gotta find your Suzie.” Wait, who’s Suzie? It’s some girl from camp, I guess his girlfriend.
To be honest with you, I’m not 100% sure she’s even real.
But that’s not that’s not really the point.
That doesn’t matter.
The point is, this girl, you know, the one that I like, it’s somebody that I didn’t even talk to in school.
And I don’t even know why.
Maybe ‘cause Tommy H.
would’ve made fun of me or I wouldn’t be prom king.
I mean, Dustin’s right, it’s all just a bunch of bullshit anyways.
Because, when I think about it, I should’ve been hanging out with this girl the whole time.
First of all, she’s hilarious.
She’s so funny.
I feel like, this summer, I have laughed harder than I have laughed in a really long time.
And she’s smart.
Way smarter than me.
You know, she can crack, like, top secret Russian codes and… you know? She’s honestly unlike anyone I’ve ever even met before.
Dustin’s ladies + their nicknames for him
Joyce, 99 out of 100 times, kid goes missing, the kid is with a parent or relative. What about the other time? What? You said “99 out of 100.” What about the other time, the one.
THREE YEARS OF STRANGER THINGS (July 15, 2016)